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Bonus parodies are battles that are not associated with an album. However, it only includes one so far, "Hellfire (Honest Version)", which is a parody of "Hellfire", a song from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame", composed by D. Isaac Thomas in his earlier years.
The song opens as Frollo overlooks the balcony and sings that he is more wicked than the other people in Paris. As he heads inside, he admits he is disturbed about his lustful feelings for Esmeralda, and prays to the virgin Mary for help. Finally, he threatens to burn her if she will not be his mistress. Eventually, he passes out as night dawns upon him.
Author's note[]
This is sung by Claude Frollo, from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." Note to Frollo: if you're praying to Mary about wanting to bone a gypsy, you might want to learn these lyrics.
Lyrics[]
Beata Maria
You know I am the evil one
For killing panicked women makes me bad
Beata Maria
You know I am more evil than
The gypsy girl who tried to save the day
Then tell me, Maria
Why I have a crush on her
Why I find this hero super hot
I want her, I crave her
The heterosexual is gone
Replaced by all the gayness that I've hid
Like fire, hellfire
This boner in my soul
This burning desire
Does not negate my...sin.
(red monks emerge)
It's not her fault
I am to blame
It is the gypsy girl who tried to end this game
It's not her fault
My evil plan
The devil is irrelevant as flame
Believe me, Maria
I once lied to the audience
Don't let the haters screw my flesh and bone
Destroy Esmeralda
And let her feel heaven's embrace
Or else let her be mine, despite our age...
(Brutish Guard knocks on door)
"Minister? Esmeralda escaped with the hunchback. She's nowhere in our grip."
"What?! Get out! Get out, you idiot! I'm busy singing the world's best Disney song! I'll sing it! I'll sing it if I have to spoil the entire movie!"
I'm awesome
Also gay
Just like this epic song
I stand by this flame pit
Be mine for I am gay!
God, keep me in office
God, save her from the flames
And yet she'll pork my arse
Or she will burn!!!
